... As a previous dad. I have never said a dad joke but even if i did. it would be none of these.
Give Us An Example Then!
... I don't do jokes.
Pleeease???
give us some dad wisdom instead
... My wisdom is probably not the best either. but I suppose always be the bigger man in a hostile situation. until they insult your shades.
do what you say, not what you do, yknow?