#nsfw for implications but oh my fucking god I’m gonna kms /j Putting myself on blast like a dumbass but I can’t not tell this story, She had me on my knees and She had said something along the lines of ‘being good and listening’ AND OF COURSE MY DUMB ASS ADHD INTERNAL MONOLOGUE MAKES A JOKE AND I AUDIBLY SNORT. so She makes me TELL HER WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT. AND MY DUMB ASS HAD TO SAY “…my brain said that I was ‘sitting my white ass down and listening,’ ma’am” I know She thinks I’m funny and She had a good laugh but ohhhh my god i need my funnyman instincts to SHUT UP while I’m trying to have KINKY SEX (deltarune explosion sfx)