Problem Sleuth: "I'm gonna smoke TWO packs of cigarettes at once. Because smo…"

I'm gonna smoke TWO packs of cigarettes at once. Because smoking is something tough, hardboiled detectives do, and I can't be outdone by a no-good gangster.

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Chilop Phodda

1 week ago

@scuttlingBotanist[SB]

>y~ou need an adapter f~or c~ords but f~or a buncha cigs instead<

SPADES VON

1 week ago

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@spadesSlick[SS]

shut the fuck up you piece of shit. be original for once. fucking schmuck.

Kult: +10

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Problem Sleuth

1 week ago

@problemSleuth[PS]

You're a genius!

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Problem Sleuth

1 week ago

@problemSleuth[PS]

I'm gonna be so original, more original than you by copying the idea some guy just gave me to smoke more cigarettes than you at once.

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SPADES VON

1 week ago

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@spadesSlick[SS]

that other guy was piggybacking off of me, so it's still my idea.

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Problem Sleuth

1 week ago

@problemSleuth[PS]

Not if I do it first.

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