chittr
← @torvousCarnifex

So supposedly... SUPPOSEDLY Jessica from accounting heard that I had not gone back to my apartment after work yesterday, and was "worried" I would be working so hard I'd forget to eat. So she brought me some human food called "kolaches." Some with meat, some with cheese, some with fruit. They're all made of a sweet yeast dough, similar to our milkbread products. I swear this woman doesn't understand trolls at all! Doesn't she know this kind of soft food is a pain to eat with fangs? If she is eckspecting me to act grateful, she has another thing coming. I neVer asked for goredash!

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WHO NARCED IS WHAT I WANNA KNOW!

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Doesn’t she know that you’re a BOTTOMFEEDER~ and you cannot appreciate such delicacies? SCUM~ falling off the “creators” or nothing

What the fuck! Ew!!! I just haVe a mostly liquid diet, weirdo!

I’m not the weirdo EEL~ choker

You're SERIOUSLY trying to bring that up when, again, I was UPSET ABOUT NON-TAGGED MEDIA BEING POSTED???

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I was also upset about the untagged media. I just think RILING~ you up is kind of funny

Oh damn she brought me a latte. Score.

(^・ω・^) < WOW!!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL SORTS OF IDEAS TO PAWNDER ON! THANKS FOR THE INSPURRATION! └(=^‥^=)┐

You're welcome???? #what

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