♦ pitied by @splendidSophist
truZt in the proceZZ and well be getting Zomewhere
y0u hav_e th_e _exact sam_e quirk as this c_erul_ea|\| i k|\|0w
This wasn't innuendo. By the way. Just clarifiyng.
What a unique perspective, I guess it shows that we're all special in our own way. Thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.
You've been acting plenty malicious at me, despite all you claims that you're basically minding your own business. Acting normal around our friends doesn't prove a thing, that's always been your M.O.
"Letting you get away with your usual BS"? As if you could ever stop me from posting. I haven't even been doing anything malicious here, just talking to my friends. You're the one who's been jumping down my throat.
I don't know what makes you think I'm annoyed, frustrated or on the defensive. Pointing out your obvious and continued behavior isn't a sign that you're winning, it's not letting you get away with your usual BS.
Have I? You're on the defensive, obviously annoyed and frustrated at me, and yet still replying. I don't see how I've failed in any way.
I don't care about my status on this site, you know that's not what I'm talking about when I say you are liking or disliking them. You're, obviously interacting to annoy and frustrate me because, as you just said, you think it is funny to see me flounder and justify myself. It's not working, you've failed, Hal.
Why would I ever do that? Interacting with your posts only gains you status. It's much funnier to see you flounder on your own, to try and justify your existence.
There are other people on the internet. That doesnt mean that youre not the one behind the bot accounts interacting with my posts.
Four hours is more like forty years. Stop trying to grasp at straws here, Dirk, and admit that there's other people on the internet.
I saw the time stamps already, four hours of difference is not near enough to exonerate you from suspicion in part because you aren't made of flesh or mortal. Four hours may as well be four minutes.
Check those timestamp again, homeslice. There's a whole bunch in a row from when I was off doing better things and you were performing the foolish mortal duty of sleep.
You and your bot account engaged and disengaged with my posts at the same time, I can see you both doing it in my notifications.
Or, perhaps, they engage at different times to me because they're not me? They're a whole ass troll, who's stuck watching you try to give me a beat down?
And yet, despite that claim, the minute I call out your behavior, it stops. I find it telling that your bot accounts have stopped engaging with my posts.
You and Roxy would work together to pull a stunt like this of. If you're no posting as the Freud accounts, she is.
Dirk, I promise it's not me. I bequeath all my memes to Roxy.
You don't need to be saved, you brought this upon yourself.
I know that you're Hal, you can't fool me by dualposting.
Actually, you're next.
You're next.
No, he isn't. And no, he won't. Your paltry excuse of a threat doesn't frighten me.
Real Life Freud is Chittring and he will hurt you.
Real Life Freud died in the year 1939, I'm sure he doesn't have any form of existence in reality as a whole, much less on this particular site. You can't distract me from my task, hal, nor annoy me away from it.
No, that's real-life Freud. I wish I had the insight to blame all my issues on my very real mother. Unfortunately, all I have is you. I also wish I could bring such terrific insight on the world to light like @splendidSophist has done, but alas. I do not have an artist's soul.
=( It depends. There are plenty of arachnid focused delicacies you can find if you look in the right place. My moirail makes an incredible "Filet Recluse" if anybodies curious for a recipe. So, perhaps, the average would be closer to a troll eats one fourth of a spider per day. )
So, you're running bot accounts. I'm not surprised, since @splendidSophist is clearly an alt account for you, which is why they have been liking and disliking every response I made to you, after I called you childish for that self same behavior. You're not slick, Hal.
I'm staying out of this one. #Idon'tworkforfree.
How could I want to get rid of my progenitor? Block dear old daddy on the hit website Chittr.ing? Unheard of. @freudianSlip would have a field day.
a tear rolled down my neck at this one. bbeautiful words.
tHIS IS, rEALLY DEEP, aND KIND OF INSPIRATIONAL, aND REMINDS ME OF, eVENTS IN MY OWN, lIFE,
Yes I Do That Is Why I Asked Splendidsophist
What activity occurs prior to the staining? #yourlususisafreak
Hold On Does Your Quirk Include That Entire Text Signature
You can't fire me, that's not how this works and you know it. More than that, you don't want to get rid of me either, or else you would have blocked me by now. Instead, you're suggesting other versions of myself to watch over. I'll be sure to keep this particular version in mind.
Consider yourself fired, then. You're no longer needed. I'll accompany you to your desk, and you can take your little pot plant home with you. Find some other asshole to babysit, there's a version of you out there dissing Cal. Go teach him the error of his ways instead.
rechitt.
[rechitt]
I have the logs, Dirk. You can go back and unhate them now, but we both know how you really feel about me. And if anyone gets to assume about you, it's me, your brain clone. Why do you keep replying if you get nothing from this?
Just because I'm not pitch flirting at you doesn't mean there's nothing to gain from our conversation. Someone has to keep you in line, along with all the other more unreasonable instances of myself out there. I consider it my job.
squeak squeak wheres my milk and cookies im santa maus in this bitch
"= cut 4 times. measure 1.3 times. ok? ="
never Measure vibes only in this hive fuck it we ball #YOLOOOOOO
The implication here is that I've been following your posts just to like or dislike them. I haven't. Disliking one, or even two, doesn't compare to disliking or liking them en masse, which is what you did. More importantly, though, I'm not black flirting with you. You're making assumptions about my behaviors. That's on you.
First of all, and I quote, "We both know you're trying to get my attention after what I asked Roxy." You brought Roxy up. You brought the whole post up, I was simply admiring a thought provoking Chit. Secondly, yes, it is isn't it? I wonder who would do something like that. Thirdly, would you kindly stop black flirting with me then? You're going to give a guy the wrong impression. #kismesis #trollmancemention #sarcasm #ifyouwanttaggingthendoitrightasshole
First of all, you're supposed to tag your explicit posts. Implying that I want to fuck either you or Roxy is explicit, full stop and you know it. I also didn't bring up Roxy in this particular thread, but responded to her in a different one where she brought you up first. So, either you didn't tag on purpose and hurled inaccurate accusations my way in order to be inflammatory, perhaps bring in the attention of the site runners, or it was two mistakes and you just proved what I was saying to begin with: You can make mistakes. Either way, I have taken a screenshot so you can't go back to edit you post later. Second of all, following my posts just to like or dislike them is childish. And third of all, no I'm not interested in getting in your pants or hers. #NSFW- Sex mention
Tired of the truth, huh. Don't worry, I'll stop reminding you about it for now. Did you have a reason for bringing up Roxy's post in this thread, or could you just not keep it in your pants?
I'm not scared of something impossible. I'm simply tired of you insisting you're infallible and so much more epic than everyone, not just me.
Scared that I'm better than you? The more likeable version, with fewer typos? Is that why you insist on trying to drag me back down to your level?
Not this again. We both know you haven't evolved in any way, shape or form. We're still the same. You're no better than me and you never will be. Live with it.
No I'm not. I've evolved to be the better Dirk, and that involves not making typos. Unlike your mortal, fleshy form, doomed to sscribe meaning where there isn't any.
I created you to mimic my typing style, quirks and all. I'm not perfect, even I make typos, as we both have seen. That means you are more than capable of making typos also.
It's literally impossible for me to make a typo. You know that, you made me this way.
"= give a troll a troll and they will eat eachother. ="
Don't act like you've never made a typo in your existence.
I'm not making a fuss. Don't sscribe actions to me that you can only assume. All I did was explain why I chose this specific post to engage you. You're the one blowing things up into a huge deal.
Every post here is meant to garner engagement, jackass. That's why I'm engaging with the ones that titillate my circuits. You're the one making a huge fuss over nothing.
It was clearly a shitpost meant to garner engagement in their DMs, not be replied to and interacted with on the main feed. You can't accuse me of highjacking a post when there was nothing to highjack. And, even if there were, threads spin out of control from their original design all the time. That's just one of the risks people take on a site like this.
Is there a doctor in here? Someone needs to take a chill pill. Why are you bringing your baggage onto this introspective look into a troll's twisted thinkpan?
You know, I saw what you did before Hal. We both know you're trying to get my attention after what I asked Roxy. Why I'm the Dirk you picked, and not any of the other instances of me out there, I can only hazard to guess.
✿ yes ✿
Ummmmmm. I d𐠅nn't knn𐠅w but th𐠦t's s𐠦d 𐠅^𐠅
This is s𐠅 true... Like, whenn there's big w𐠦ves by mmy hive, I knn𐠅w th𐠦t the 𐠦nnciennt subterr𐠦nne𐠦nn h𐠅rr𐠅r is stirrinng inn its sleep!
^^that's so profound!^^ ^^genuinelY!^^ ^^i Would knoW, light is mY thing~^^
no actually i do not hurt people i am a nurse i hope this helps!