[Not an OOC post, using it to get rid of quirks.] [There's shuffling with the camera until it points directly toward Vinnik, in his bi-colored glory, pretty close to the camera at first without realizing it and presenting a huge grin. He leans back, the camera stills and focuses on him as he waves excitedly, tail wagging behind him!] hiiiii!! my name is vinnik!! this is my audition for that cool total drama island show thing going on. i want to show you (the hosts) and everyone who's watching my audition what i can do and why you should nominate me for this!! [He stands up, in fairly perfect view of the camera to show off his full-body outfit (in pinned) and getting into a fighting stance. Throwing around a couple of punches and kicks in the air, it looked like he was some sort of beginner getting the hang of what fighting is all about. There's pretty OK form, but he was a bit on the sloppy side, though it looks a little practiced in his "inability" to fight and purposely trying to make it a bit on the cute, pitiful side... though he does tumble over with a small 'ow' and a laugh as he crawled back toward the camera and picked it up, a better angle for his face as he shoots up a peace sign.] yoooou should consider me if you want me to pull off those incredible moves live on camera for millions of sods to watch >X3 everyone gets to see cuteness that theyve never seen befur!! [Pun intended.] plus im the best, and also id crush everyone and also id be entertaining as hell!! or at least thats how i want everyone to see me. if youre gonna have anyone around, have me!! [He also points toward an excellently made knick knack of a glowing, glass pumpkin embedded with small, orange and green jewels and with a very excited smile on the front and holds it in his hand for the camera.] plus i make stuff and theyre sooooo cute!! oops this is running for really long i didnt realize but please please please consider me!! [He sets the pumpkin item down and wave toward the camera.] byeeeee!!!!! [Then it cuts off abruptly.] [ @starPower / @gutsyGumshoe #audition ]
YOUR WEEEEEAK AND FRAGILE CONSTITUTION IS VEEEEERY INTRIGUING TO ME. COULD BE GOOD TELEVISION!