♦ pitied by @stygiAnnihilation
꧁⎝ Ma heart go out fa da less fortunate y'know. At least da ones dat aren't currently unda ma jurisdiction. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah behave quite often Ah tink. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You are jes terribly endearin, mô shè. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ M'apé jonglé apré mañè-la ki li di 'pardon' kkkk ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Much as Ah love travelin it's always nice ta jes relax on ma island. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw dat's a miserable way ta live. Hatin everytin Ah mean. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Nah Ah'm too nice fa dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ What eva have Ah done ta be hated fa a lil relaxation? Maybe dey wan an invite ta ma island too. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Playin ma accordion fa mô poupé-yé warm ma heart. An' Ah guess da inventory too but dey less enthused about it. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Don't get ahead of yourself, shè. Ah said you funny not dat interestin. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ You might be one a' da funniest ones on dis site, ti lòr, Ah'll give ya dat. Do you also make a habit of pickin text fights wit every highblood you see? Sometin you wish ta prove, maybe? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Cuteness is subjective an' while Ah certainly am Ah handsome fella ma looks ain't what makes dem come back. Might be part of why ma moirail picked me dough. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Funny, Ah don't rememba askin you about your dreams. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Any troll above you in caste dat dies by your hand had dat comin. But Ah suppose livin in a fantasy is fine sometimes as well. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ma irresistible charm, obviously. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Mé, wi Ah coulda jes said 'charm' but da 'irresistible' part is an important addition. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It's cute when dey tink if dey slack off a act out Ah'mma jes kill dem. Ah have neva been one ta be so wasteful. Betta ta give dem da freedom dey tink dey desire an' welcome dem wit open arms when dey come crawlin right back ta me. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ It seems Ah've made a new friend. Ah do love ta have dose. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah suppose Ah could see why. Ah tend ta keep ma words semi-short n sweet maself. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah mean one part of dat is true, but again Ah have had dis longa an' neva saw dis 'Vesica' until tanight. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah'm certain Ah've had dis longa dan you but Ah ain't one ta mind sharin. Great minds an' awl. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ One may not like ma lifestyle but what betta quality is dea in a friend dan pure honesty? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Well, it's been quite fun. Gettin ready ta roll out dough so stay safe an' have fun mô zami-yé ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Rise an' shine we gon' have us a good night an'/a day, yeah? ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Aw c'mon, shè, Ah was bein sincere. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah see a mention in ma notifs from ma dea moirail an' it's him advertisin me as a sleaze. True. Ah'll wea dat. ⎠꧂
꧁⎝ Ah won't lie Ah've done a few tins Ah'm not proud of. Like let ma lil head sculpture from QC-781 get broken. Now Ah have ta find time ta go back an' get anotha. ⎠꧂