Hello there chitterer$ (i$ thi$ the official term?) If you happen to $ee thi$ po$t then you are welcome for the deluge of important information which you are about to receive. Thi$ $unday will be "$ick" and "na$ty" alright but not for the a$$umedly lurid rea$on$ it often i$ (idk i $aw that tag and am ju$t gue$$ing ba$ed off vibe$) you $ee I bring to you the future chitterer$ I bring you fire. I am the metaphorical (and definitely fictional) demone$$ $parking light$ in your eye $talk$ except tho$e light$ arent burning them but opening them. $earing them $o you cannot clo$e them. I am the leader, $piritually, financially and authoritatively (not to brag) of $WFTCAT (Name work in progre$$) a fetch modu$ which will revolutionize the way our entire $ociety work$ and you can be a part, a plank, on thi$ new flooring that will hold the tower of alternian governance and $ociety. $WFTCAT (Name $WIP ($till work in progre$$)) i$ a fetch modu$ which doe$ not work on ab$tract and difficult to track/order around phy$ical fetch card$ but a $hared pool that i$ entirely ho$ted online, digitally, on $erver$ which I per$onally protect. Thi$ mean$ you have acce$$ to a functionally unlimited number of $ylladex $lot$ (a$$uming the $erver ha$ $ome minted and there are free card$), which you can u$e at any time $o long a$ you have a $uitable wifi connection and can afford to wait a little bit while the item download$! Think about it. One large pool of $ylladex card$ available to anyone from any ca$te. Right now the pool of $WFTCAT (Name $$WIP ($till $till work in progre$$) )card$ i$ only 100, 40 of which are being per$onally rented out to crowd$ource nece$$ary infra$tructure for our pitch to the empre$$, but the eventual goal i$ to have billion$ of Imperially $pon$ored card$ available to all troll$ that can be u$ed for anything. They will be $o ubiquitou$ highbloo$d wont care about the quality of life improvement it will be for u$ lowblood$, becau$e theyll be having an even better time with them! Thi$ i$ how progre$$ i$ made, by lifting the floorboard$ (wait i already u$ed thi$ metaphor) which you are a part of up. Ye$ thi$ i$ not ju$t an improvement in $ocial $tatu$ and quality of life but al$o a phy$ical exerci$e, your $pirit will be $o high your body will be forced to follow in it$ excellence. And you can be that floorboard, again I gue$$, and do a whole ho$t of thing$ to influence the future of alternia like: -Potentially be the one to come up with a better name than $WFTCAT -Get to do Meeting$!!! (with other Bug$!!! (Bug$ i$ the term for enlightened individual$ that inve$t in $WFTCAT )) -Influence the code! (by writing it we really need more programmer$) -We might mention your name in front of the empre$$ if we think $he wouldn't cull u$ for doing $o! -Many other$ that I am ju$t too excited about to tell you! Do not be one of the FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$). Be a Bug!