
Here's the mail it never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail
I did not know you possessed a tail! Should I have taken this into account when considering the work you could do?

I don't (usually) have a tail. You can count on me for most tasks, though, tail or not.

When it comes I wanna wail: MAAAAAAAAIIIILLL!!
Oh, I meant for your health and safety. It would not do for it to be caught in the rock crushers. I am good at first aid, but serious injury? Not so much. :(

Oh, yay, rock crushers! You have no need to worry about my health or safety at all, and may in fact assign me more dangerous tasks if they would free more of your time
Oh they run automatically, and we have the thralls renew the materials. Lord Lucian considers them more expendable so that is where they go when not incarcerated.

Rock crusher/Kris massage chamber...
I do not recommend it. Last time one of the thralls was caught in one there was little to do but clean the remains from the dust best we could. Dreadful business too, with all the screaming.

I promise not to make a mess in the rock crushers.
