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TOP 4 SIDES ON A CHEESE GRATER. 1. THE FRONT. THIS IS BASICALLY ALL ANYONE USES. PERFECT. 2. THE RIGHT. THIS THINGS GOOD FOR FINER, SOFTER STUFF. I BARELY USE IT BUT IT’S PRETTY HANDY. 3. THE LEFT. THIS IS JUST FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO PICK UP A KNIFE AND SLICE THIS SHIT YOURSELF. YOU NEED A GRATER TO SLICE CHEESE? DO YOUR ARMS NOT WORK? IT’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING GRATER ANYMORE. 4. THE BACK. I MIGHT HAVE MORE INJURIES FROM CLEANING THIS SIDE THAN I DO FROM OTHER TROLLS. IT’S SPIKY, POKEY, LIKE A SAW TRAP FOR MINIATURE PEOPLE. DO YOU EVEN USE CHEESE ON THIS SIDE? #BULLSHITPOSTING

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can you do top 10 side's of a cheese grater next

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5. THE HANDLE.

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