For perhaps the first actual time this entire goddamn year, Helios has finally decided to turn his fiery gaze away from the sweating, sweltering masses down below and allowed them a moment of sweet, delectable relief. Now, the cold (85°F) has finally come to greet this modest city with a moderately still-too-fucking-warm welcome. Truly, I'm grateful. No, really, I am. There's only so many times you can sneakily unstick your balls from your leg before you run out of inconspicuous methods to do so, and I'm not about to spend my energy flashstepping while I'm stuck cozying up in Satan's asshole.
Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

