♠ hated by @tabescentGlamour
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTTA STOP FLIRTING I GOT LIKE FOUR NOOKS I GOTTA EAT TOMORROW #nsfw
ive never said a sarcastic word in my entire life
aw damn sOmeonE ElsE bEAt me to it
everybody point and laugh
STOP HATING MY CHITS IM TWO APPLES TALLL!!!!!
YOu ECONOMICALLY. ILLITERATE. SHE-BITCH. IT ISN'T FREE. IF YOu HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING. HOW uTTERLY APPALLING. YOu THINK A RuBE. WOuLD BE STOOGED ENOuGH. BY THE FLOPPY MASHED uPON MASS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS. TO ACTuALLY FALL. FOR SuCH A RIDICuLOuS FuCKING SCANDAL. KNOW THAT WHEN THIS PIZZA ARRIVES. TO YOuR PLACE OF RESIDENCE. IT IS NOT BECAuSE OF A SPuRIOuS LAPSE IN JuDGEMENT. BuT BECAuSE I AM 'OWNING' YOu. I 'OWN' YOu NOW. WHEN YOu FITFuLLY SOB. AND CHEW THROuGH TWITCHY LIMBED. uNAPPETIZINGLY COLD. CRuDE LEFTOVER PIZZAS. uNABLE TO SO MuCH AS TOuCH IT. WITHIN FIFTEEN HOuRS OF ITS ARRIVAL. THERE IS NO BACKING OuT. YOu ARE PACT BOuND FOREVER. BITCH. MINE. HOPE YOu ENJOY THE WINGS THROWN IN. THEY RESEMBLE. YOuR BITCH CLIPPED. AND ETERNALLY uNWOuND OWN
