
:o/ Some of you pity the strangest chits :o) Why am I getting pity reacts for simply musing about my interests...? :o) Also I know that this post will get ironic pity reacts :o) So allow me to get ahead of the curve and say, as the arbiter of what is funny, you are not motherfucking funny.

@handMa1d hate to p1ng you but th1s true? }:o

࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG. let me tell you how often i experience this }._.{ it is SOOOO ANNOYIIIING }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i swear theyre using pity like the new covert hate + HONESTLY i could do without it }≖_≖{ }≖_≖{ }≖_≖{ HATERSSSS }˚₊⊹ ࣪

:o) Quite. :o/ I'd rather just be hated, truly. :o) At least then we're being honest, hm?

࣪⊹₊˚{ EXAAAACTLYYYY! \}*O*{/ \}*O*{/ \}*O*{/ \}*O*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
CONFIRMED. FACT CHECKED BY REAL FELT FREAKS. YOU COULD STAND TO GIVE GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT A TRY. WHEN JOBLESSNESS AND WHORING GET OLD.

HAW HAW HAW that's motherfuckin' right.

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:o) Don't be like that, Mr. Nitram! :o) It isn't our fault that you are exhibiting jobless behavior. :o) Or that we are closer with one another than we ever were with *you.*

y'know what...? f1ne. 1'll just leave you two to 1t. y'all a1n't gunna hear from me aga1n. have fun w1th your eternal job or whatever...

:o/ Trying with the guilt trip now? :o) You'll come crawling back for attention sooner or later, dear friend. :o) I'll make sure of it.