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hot damn all these other striders out here experiencing the agonies an im over here like fuck im so delicious sexy hot lmfao i mean i am but like sorry bout all yalls problems get well soon

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fuckin probably coded into our dna or some shit

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it's me the rare and elusive heterosexual dave variant

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nah ah ah ☝️ i didnt say a single thing about us *exclusively* liking men #bisexualerasureisforposers

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yeah you're right i just thought the bit would be funny i'm not even het woman are hot

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i could get down with a milf like its not my preference but i could do it but realistically if im gonna be the dad that steps up im lockin in on that sad sack middle aged divorced father of three

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buddy dawg i think you are that dad

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babygirl i am 31 human years old i am not anyones sad sack middle aged divorced father of three dont hate the hipster chic just cuz you aint got there yet

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goddamn actually i'm not hating swear on my yeezys but wow you really looked older like in a silver fox kind of way

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i think you need your eyes check sweetness them shades prescription cuz they probs oughta be

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