
hot damn all these other striders out here experiencing the agonies an im over here like fuck im so delicious sexy hot lmfao i mean i am but like sorry bout all yalls problems get well soon

im chilling dawg

im that young hot piece of ass someones dad brings to that first family christmas after the divorce and everyones all confused cuz they didnt even know he swung that way but now its weird and awkward cuz im also on tiktok while theyre sitting there on tiktok and were laughing at the same memes but like im getting down with their dad and its like pretty serious
ᨳ Not untrue.

fuckin probably coded into our dna or some shit

nah ah ah ☝️ i didnt say a single thing about us *exclusively* liking men #bisexualerasureisforposers

i could get down with a milf like its not my preference but i could do it but realistically if im gonna be the dad that steps up im lockin in on that sad sack middle aged divorced father of three

babygirl i am 31 human years old i am not anyones sad sack middle aged divorced father of three dont hate the hipster chic just cuz you aint got there yet

i think you need your eyes check sweetness them shades prescription cuz they probs oughta be
