♦ pitied by @tantilicatiousToaster
i wonder if by chance theres something going on on the weekend that i might be on the lookout for perhaps some sort of activity that happens once a week on the same night at the same time a real regular social engagement that i can put in my calendar lest i forget my weekly engagement but no certainly not
Relationship preferences? Empathetic. Need somefin to grab onto.
FUCK MY FAV9RITE CHITTRER G9T 6ANNED
wwhat to do wwhen your tummy gets the rumblies
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ u guys have d◕ubles?? damn
Cerulean Bears are rather rare, Kaoias. Not that I'm the Boss of cerulean acquaintances here, But I am somehow the only hairy cerulean I know.
Wait
ou9h.....
it'2 not worth the pain, 6rother.
a lot on my mind tonight.
it's dirty work being a janitor.
im wworth a wwhole box of John pizza 😭
Can we all agree to be at Caspers funeral 😔
Mm. Craving a twinkie for some reason.
cowward2..
^ ..but foood... foooooood.... ^ =^o+o^=
Release him from his prison.
GENERALLY I THINK THE IDEA OF ME HAVING A BADGE SPECIFICALLY IS STUPID. I'M NEVER ON HERE. I DON'T HAVE THE CHITTR CLOUT TO BE BRANDISHING MYSELF WITH A SILLY LITTLE PICTURE AND ACTING LIKE I'M PART OF THE CREW. THAT BEING SAID. THIS ONE WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THE KARKAT FRONT. SO I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
Yes... Everyone already eats enough... They're just a Bunch of kleptomaniacs..
It was. Mistake. Coughing. Throat Bad
Oh, sweet MothergruB... Look, I'll send you the money for the loaves... Just DM me your paygrowl...
Other oversight from me was forgetting to Bring leaf fluid Bags. I was afraid the gallons upon gallons of water wouldn't Be enough to even drink, and I didn't want to waste any on leaf fluid. Now I do miss it. I supose I do have have ground chokeroot... I could... Try and make... Chokeroot fluid?
Oh no. Check for tufts of white fur and crumBs nearBy
Exper1enc1ng a good emot1on and feel1ng l1ke 1 shouldn't un1nstall them all and just get to work. Cause 1'm weak and stup1d
i aint fightin lord english, fuck that, aint my scene, ivve already died once, not gonna do that again
life is evvil i lovve showwers and baths scaldin but that means my baths make me so lightheaded let me boil!!!
im not cryin my glasses havve just got built in misters to keep my bulbs wwet
All of my favorite wrigglerhood wrestlers are off-planet now and all of my current favorites are at least a sweep younger than me. It is all so strange, truly.
The Old Man does as he pleases, and I'm half the planet away. Clients of the TrollBucks: Be Brave
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
no.... fuck...
im zipping myself up in a rar file goodnight
((my sleep schedule is officially shot dead and I'm struggling to find anything to do with myself))
Don't think I have.
Fuck the migraine is starting to come back, I either need to eat again, pop another pain killer, or something. #fuckmylife #substance
rip me.
peepaw is too old and tired for this
some of you daves are so noisy yall need to chill
I'm a shit father. ....... I'm going whatever. Fuck this.
FUCKING PLAYING THE BIG R BLOX RIGHT NOW.
wwhat i havve found that aint my vvr headset - vviolin rosin - a human baby doll so realistic my pump straight up stopped for a good wwhile (also wweighs like a real human baby and has a button inside that mimics a pulse wwhen pressed???) - a yet unidentified someone's sextoys (did not touch those, not mine eww eww eww) - so... so much yarn... ugly ass yarn too, like im a yarn stasher but these look like shit - hachiwware chiikawwa???
Sometink--happened--on--my--post--when--I--looked--away Fascinatink
what.
When I think of anyone, I feel nothing.
WATER CLOSET? CAN YOU EXPLAIN MORE TO ME??
DO YOU HATE GRUBS DAVE?
WHEN YOUR TRYING TO USE THE BATHROOM BUT A GRUB WONT LEAVE YOU ALONE.
one hour and a half dowwn, four and half more to go
lowkey think getting dick would fix me rn
:33< i bet mew furnt expecting THIS! :33< *the mighty huntress steps clawfidently backwards off a ledge and when mew look ofur it im face down on the pavmeownt crying loudly*
disabilies suck invvisible disabilities suck more like i havve sensitivve gills an it fucks wwith my ability to stay in wwater too long, sure, but at least thats a physical ailment that people take seriously my fatigue and burnout aint and ivve applies specifically to beforian-ghost run businesses because they got their wwhole coddle smother culture and claim to accommodate for disabilities and they still fuckin step on the accommodations i need
Growing My Hair Out As Of Recently, A Bit Too Lazy To Trim It Down
owverslept again.
[Sad moody lo-fi leaking out of the grand retirechamber. Lokhii is on the floor.] [Outside, thunder claps] [Lokhii loudly sobs, slamming his fists into the marble floor, kicking his feet like a larva throwing a tantrum]
man i just do not fEEl lIkE dOIng any kind of mEaningfUl work tOdAy. i nEEd a fUckIn bUrgEr or lIkE sOmE bUlgE or sOmethIn man
i think if she kissed me that it would definitely fix me #vagueposting
.....fuck this fuck this fuck this.....
Nowh3r3 d1d 1t s4y "no d1v1ng"
Chief canonBall incident at the puBlic pool. 25 injured. Zero water left in the pool. It was like a tidal wave in all directions #GoodLordThatPoorIntern
no.no.no.dont.you.dare.break.on.me
NEVER PLAYING PUBLIC AMONG US EVER AGAIN.
Hope he's not getting into trouBle. He's getting too old to Be trying to challenge other lusii for food, no matter what he thinks.
<<"woke up too early,,,">>
Don't think I've been fully sober in a month. #substances
lost track a time but no need because its fuckin migraine o clock
iwve been nice, vwhy do people hate nice, smart, charming good looking guys?
[WHEN I WANT TO TELL THEM ALL HOW MU#H I LOVE THEM AND HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE TO ME DE$PITE EVERYTHING BUT I'M TOO $HY TO DO $O]
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Who The Fuck Keeps Changing The Led Lights Color When I Fucking Get You
[IT$ NOT DRAMA HE$ JU$T RUDE]
Alright, might have to call it a early night for chittr tonight and whip out the Tennessee whisky for this one. #substance #shitfuck #Ihatenotbeingincontrolovermyself
you know wha† i †hink. some people deserve †o ge† hi† and bea†en wi†h bricks. #violence
hate this chit if youmre lame
I ENJOYED THE MOVIE SWAN PRINCESS. @twinAmnesias DID YOU ALSO ENJOY IT OR ARE YOU GOING TO DENY YOU WATCHED THIS WITH ME.
WILTING.
all these shifts in the Bread Mines at the asscrack a dusk fucked my sleep schedule sevverely, as if the fuckin rpgstuck campaign hadnt already im sleepin all night an wwakin up before dawwn, i dont wwana be fuckin obliterated by the sun
Sleepy as shit, but it's only 7:41 and it's to early to sleep, fuck my inconsistent sleeping patterns.
sl≡≡py as fuckk
An idiot child. That's who I'm fucking working for and died to bring about. An idiot child.
kenickie is the best grease character, sorry trawvolta.
c< i.... augH HaviNg #Nsfw tHOugHts, tHis is aNNOyiNg, i just waNNa get sOMe wOrK dONe >c
I wanna call him ∞ut s∞ bad lma∞ like I'm shaking t∞ tell every∞ne h∞w shitty he is but I have t∞ wait til I'm safe LMA∞ It is S∞ Hard
It's 2:10 pm but it feels like it's only 9 am for some reason
APPARENTLY I'M VERY SHIT AT PICKING MOVIES LATELY AND SOLLUX HATED THIS CURRENT MOVIE, NOW WE ARE WATCHING THE SWAN PRINCESS JUST TO CLEANSE OUR SOULS FROM THE BULLSHIT WE JUST WITNESSED. @twinAmnesias
i wwas wwritin somethin and i havve come to the conclusion that fairytales about sweet helpless innocent little princesses is imperial propaganda to soften the image of )(IC
the fucks a rice purity test you quacks dont knoww howw to wwash your rice
magic anon is officially banned from free hot dog day.
would be nice if my bobbins lasted longer than two seconds.
God they are pathetic.
I'm not versed enough in human politics to comment on the dynamic daddy-daughter duo we apparently gained overnight, but I do want everyone to know that it is something I paused and scratched my head about for a second.
G<><>b m<>rbning chittr hug3 yªwn Thinking ªb<>ut w<>m3n 🤔
This w3^th3r is b3^ting my ^ss. H^rd. I f33l lik3 I'm ^ctu^lly g3nuin3ly m3lting. 𖦹⌄𖦹
I wwas only asleep for 5 hours
Doesn't even see me liking them too. Tsk tsk.
ughhh theres n☀︎t an☀︎ther big champi☀︎nship f☀︎r a while just a fuck t☀︎n ☀︎f smaller c☀︎mps :/// and all the c☀︎mpetit☀︎rs w☀︎rth my time traveled f☀︎r it s☀︎ i kn☀︎w they arent g☀︎nna be in the l☀︎cal ☀︎nes >:((( s☀︎ fucking b☀︎ring #cybernetickickb☀︎xing #maybeish☀︎uldfindthatr☀︎☀︎kie #andaskhert☀︎spar #shelivesar☀︎undhereithink
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I alΨays Ĥear peΦple talking abΦut tĤe 'fabric Φf spacetime' and ĤΦΨ it rips easily. Made me ΨΦnder ĤΦΨ it feels, prΦbably cΦmfΦrtable frΦm ΨĤat I'd guess.
Passed out in a stupor with one nut out and a sticky fist gripping the last bottle of Orange Crush to my name.
I 8uilt my house too small in minecraft 8ut I am FAR too lazy to restart. L8ter renovations must 8e done to remedy this. Alternatively: GINORMOUS 8ASEMENT HOME!!!! ::::D
ITS TIME FOR A TIP FROM THE DRIP A #DRIPTIP IF YOU WILL SOMETIMES CLOCKS JUST BREAK AND THERES NO GETTING AROUND IT AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS ITS NOT YOUR FAULT EVEN IF YOU WERE MAYBE ROUGHHOUSING IN THE HALLS WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND EVER AND THERE WERE 8374 OF YOU AT THE TIME IT WAS PROBABLY JUST THAT CLOCKS TIME TO BREAK THIS IS #DRIPTIPS WITH YOUR HOST 13 HAT BISCUITS THANK YOU TO THE VALUED MEMBERS OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION!
+[U] @trypOut- Your-eyes... an-ocean... your-tits... also-an-ocean-
selfie canceled if i look at myself rn i'm gonna be sick #dysmorphia
Okay I'm officially declaring this power outage to be complete bullshit. I'm going to just fucking hook my transportalizer up to a gas generator and see if I can get it stable enough to bail out.
My question for you, is what do you do with so many toasters, like, how many slots do they even got. if they're the cheap ass two slots i get it if you're like really craving some toast or sandwiches but like. 7 4 slotters? If so, your greed sickens me /s
hive is uh.. mostly cleaNed.. I might be cooKed.
8=x < oh gxlly #dashwatching
Like. Pity. Mediate. Hate. I'm out here. Feeling like the goddamn avatar. もっと燃料投下してアタシのエゴ満たしてよ。
n≡v≡r got why p≡opl≡ sit and watch sports at lik≡ a bar go hiv≡ man watch it on your couch
What the fuck did I just read that guy referring to himself as.
Mmmm, cigarettes. #substance
Well Madame Weiber I did it. Dϕn't get any ideas. @gϕverningDamsel )(ttps://i.imgur.cϕm/xmuyGJ0.jpeg #cw-nsfw #nsfw