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Mhm and theres always more of me where that came from. Plus I have hair on just my chinny chin chin. Which I think is just as much luck as it is the t. #NSFW -Suggestive
True and yet some people out there do suck that hard. Its sad but not everyone can have the correct taste.
Oh hey a new Dave. Howdy. Glad to hear but not surprised to see you have the correct opinion.
On it dude.
Obviously any Rose is an outlier when it comes to girls and liking SBaHJ so should not be counted in this post aggregate.
You know what up. Thanks for having my back. We should share SBaHJ with the world here. Show them your comics and Ill show them my movies.
Girls love SBaHJ. Isnt that right Daves and alternate mes.
As promised here are just a couple of clips from a few of my movies. Given the logistical nightmare of posting large files across reality, the high skill needed to convert .jpeg files to .mov ones and back again, and finding a suitable hosting site I cant make any promises about the quality watchability or full authenticity of these clips. I can only promise that on my end they are 100% SBaHJ originals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpa5CYn5Z1w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzqIjzWtpVc
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de8ebd81fb86.jpg Look everyone I scared her. She needs a clown to protect her. Lame.
Late but fuck tell me you have a baby cosplay as Captain Gantu I need that.
Is that your baby picture. <3
Only third. It must have been rigged. Who won first and second.
Ah the mortifying ordeal of being known by yourself. Sounds like anxiety and not just any anxiety but advanced anxiety. Im guessing therapy isnt a thing for you or if it is it doesnt actually work like that. Kinda like how theres a Squidward Dirk out there who cant stop being a squid. He said that you were roommates which is wild. All those tentacles would just give me nightmares. I wouldnt say I got unhealthy with it. More like did the opposite of hivemind anxiety. I became a singularity. SBaHJ is me and I am SBaHJ. So Im thinking of bringing movies back if I ever get another chance at life. Bringing them back to the land of the dead feels too much like a self fulfilling property you know. ...But yeah. Thanks. That means a lot really though I still havent had any luck. Besides for your roommate the only other Dirk I spoke to were ones who raised Dave not the other way around. One of them @'d me even.
What are you a hive mind or something? All your thoughts belong to Dirk? ...Actually, given the compnay we're surrounded by here, that might just be possible. I wouldn't pout it past the batterbitch to have infected and corrupted you with some remnant of formic seed. It's definitely for the best she lost in at least one reality, from what I've heard. Fuck, though, that sounds accurate for my life too. I put my everything into SBaHJ and fighting the Condesce and because of that I was SBAHJ. I hope you get to meet him some day.
I do too. And together we can bring her here. We can make it happen.
It shouldnt have been. I knew that bitch was on my ass I could have done more to protect my legacy for your sake. Fuck I mean Dirks sake...the Dirk who should have been mine's sake. Shit we need to go back to codenames. John Nathan Jacob Corn Cob Peter Piper Picked a Pickled Pepper Jingle Heimer Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen 49 senior junior apprenticemanager Hawk Onceler itd be my pleasure to listen to you ramble for as long as you want. Id like to hear about myself even if we really are totally separate people who made wildly different decisions.
Or he does know and wants nothing to do with me to the point he wont even sign up for this place. I appreciate youre trying to make me feel better Dirk but man I couldnt even leave a video message. I tried but everything I meant to leave him my messages and art and movies all got confiscated and trashed by the presidents. What was he like. Your version of me I mean. Do you even know.
Whats up Sweet Bromies and Hella Jeffriends. I hope all you assholes are coming out to the premier of me next and newest movie Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Penultimatum Jefftasticalitocious Bromageddon Speakquel or SBaHJtPJBS for short. Coming to a local theater near you this XX/ XX.
For this poll to remain unbiased I will not be replying with my opinion but know that your response has been recorded and is appreciated.
For this poll to remain unbiased I will not be replying with my opinion but know that your response has been recorded and is appreciated.
Poll time. Do you think Starclan of Warrior Cats fame- thats troll Warrior Cats for all you aliens out there exists in the Lion King verse and that's why Mufasa was part of the stars in the movies. Vote now. Reply FireStar did nothing wrong for yes or Tgerstar is a chud for no. This poll is closing in exactly 1 hour.
Hella. Then go spread the good word CA. I expect to see fanfiction.
Yes it would. Though rather than big cats being things of pure myth in the Warrior Cats verse this overlap would mean they were instead the distant ancestors to the modern clans featured in the books. Simba is actually Firestars great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa.
Ive had a lot of ideas you know and most of them are worth investing in so youre going to have to be more specific CA. What idea of mine has you so interested.
The fate of the Dark Knight. Id tell you more but I really think its his tale to tell. Though for the record I dont think his fate is horrible. Lonely probably but I dont know if you can call it a bad end.
Also on an unrelated note I told a Cthulu Squidward Dirk to drop in and say hi. He might do that so be ready.
SMH fucking BatterBitch flooding NYC even while youre still alive. The one I had to deal with couldnt manage that though I know obviously she did after our demise. And she had other shit she did manage like this whole weird alien breeding program thing. But fuck I digress. So were on the same page. The parody had its place but it quickly wore out its welcome. I know youre not my Grim and Im not your Dave but what do you say we show these formics and humans alike what a real shitpost series is made of. What they did with Madagascar we can do with any animated movie of your liking. My personal suggestion is Despicable Me.
Oh fuck I lost track of time. Okay, the results of the poll are in! For anyone who doesnt know what Im talking about I asked the chittr masses if Starclan was canon to the Lion King world and if so if thats where Mufasa went. After an intense hour of furious voting the winner has been decided. With a glorious two whole ass votes people agree that Firestar did nothing wrong. Mufasa is in fact living it up in Starclan and imparting fatherly advice to Simba.
That explains your handle so well actually. And your existence on this site too Im sure but no hard pass. Get your trolls rocks off somewhere else.
Why. So you can use it in some pitch inspired fantasy when you're alone tonight? Hard pass, look to other parts of the internet to fantasize.
So you would still be ugly. Got it.
OK formic but I was asking from a humancentric view to start with otherwise my poll would have said troll Simba to start with.
Okay but would you be a troll Simba or a regular lion one.
After the rousing success of my last poll Ive decided its past time to make another. Now though instead of sealing Simbas fate as part of Warrior Cats canon I have this to ask you. If you could be either FireStar or Simba who would it be. Vote now. Reply Firestar fivever for Firestar or Simba Supremacy for Simba. I'll also be accepting DMS as valid forms of voting. Poll closes in the next hour.
Oh shit actually I have a better poll. My old one is till on going there is still time to vote at https://chittr.ing/profile/turnaciousGeromy/9c99ece3-00f3-4a88-afd0-8dd7a5a98438 but in conjunction with that poll tell me everyone do you think the new checkmark and badge system is randomly assigned. Vote ✅ for yes, they are or ❌ for no. And yes you do have to use the actual emojis for your votes to count.
I see it. Its mads adorbs Dave 10/10 best pretend and meaningless checkmark on this website right after mine.
shes adorable ive got one too look at this shit man its all spinny and adorable
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.