BRO
@tastelessTemptation
Great DJ. Awful father. If you pay me enough, I'll pretend to be a good one. [ #nsfwe and #incest heavy. Don't like it? Block me. Other account -> @tactfulTestifier ]
Can't stop thinking about him today. Been too busy for him lately. Feel a lil bad about it.
More appealed by the feisty ones sometimes. I like when they're hostile. Gets me going.
@everlastingBreath I'm cold. Let me in.
i don't know about that. if i let you in, are you going to behave your self?
Kinda hate it. Kinda like that I really hate it. Wouldn't say that to his face.
Adding "megawhore" to list of things I've been called tonight.
Dave just called me "Sir Jackoff McSluthole." I'm more confused than insulted.
Dorky little loser I was apparently dating is apparently leaving me. For a woman, because he is allegedly homophobic now. Interesting turn of events. Didn't know we were together.
what the hell are you ever saying im seriously going to do a backflip straight into an active volcano.
listen dave. me and your brother, we're dating. i mean i haven't officially broken up with him. so i'm like your... step-dad/bro?
dear god please break up with him please finish the deal. i dont want you as a father at any point in my life but especially not now. this is awful.
DMs are open to Dave Strider exclusively.
yeah except i realized i didnt know what to say so then i got embarrassed and didnt awesome of me honestly
I mean. Takes some balls to admit something so embarrassing. I'll give you that.
I keep thinking about him. The more I think, the more I realize I might be serious. Might need to act on it.
youre telling me im stuck like a fucking turtle on its shell here
He thinks I'm joking about locking him up.