♠ hated by @tastelessTemptation
need to top my bro #nsfw #incest
something hot about surgery. i should lure someone unsuspecting here and knock them out to cut them open and sew them up. never tell them what i did. #nsfw #nsfwe #surgery #cw-cnc #noncon #gore
yo does any guy with the last name strider want to come over and kiss me #incest
thinking about fucking my older brother again tie that man up and restrain him so he wont squirm while he pretends that he hates it #incest #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon #cw-cnc
i think i left my burglar out side for too long. do you think he's an icicle now?
the most idiotic guy on the planet and im hot in the face and fanning myself off what has my life come to
he is so fucking stupid i need him
yeah. i'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue. because i am so totally fine with doing that. right now. it's preferable.
very free. right now.
uhm. damn, i thought it was an immediate thing. because i am so free, right now. i need to be really clear with you. i'm free. right now.
this is literally my secret alt account and i need to make a second secreter alt acct for some of the shit i say stg lmao
when will i have someone to say they love me oh my god i should unblock him no thats insane and pathetic and he wouldnt even say it but okay man get over it why am i like this oh my god feeling normal breathing normal too #coolguy #incest #vague
i need to consult my magic eight ball.
no, pretty sure something is deeply wrong with him.
help someone is a tmy door righ tnow i dont knwo wha the fuck is oging on?????????
tastelesstemptation. :) thanks dad, you're the best.
cute
yes. keep hating my chitts. it feels like i'm getting some where.
ok well why was a dorky little loser close enough to you to even act out a break up with you???????
well you gotta respond over there. or else it will look out of place.
listen. i've developed feelings for a certain mistress of the night, and you're not her. plus i'm homo phobic again.
it's the story of our life. you just were asleep for most of it. time to wake up rip van winkle.
help. i'm starting to feel worried. he's getting clingy. it was just a one night stand!!!!
you cant act like you wouldnt love to see me suckling your nips while you went to town stroking my dick
you could always just put me in your lap and let me pretend dude you know im struggling to do a whole lot of shit with my arms all fucked
yes im thirsting on the TL with two broken arms and pecking at my screen like the bitch owes me money yall said mommy and it triggered my want to suck tits and get my dick stroked like a good boy
sorry guys. dave made me homo phobic again. i've revoked my gay members card.
i love you, he means nothing to me! we only had coffee and a dinner date. we have a whole family together, dave!!!
all the in between is killing me- you know i come unglued from missing you!?!?! sunset eyes, no i don't have to try. because you know exactly what to do.
but, girl, my self-control's so paralyzed- when it comes to you, no i ain't got no patience, there's some thin' bout you, girl, i just can't fight.
mfs who react to my chit multiple times want me bad #pissedoff #targeted
i sure wish i had a free rose on my lap right about how
heeeeyy
hi i missed you
i take likes/hates (in tandem) to my chits as insatiable admiration for how awesome and attractive i am btw
what are yoyon gonna do about it? spank me??
hsut up
isnt it liek 4pm somwejrr time to sippynsip
onm my swxond and ites taztin loke shit
didnt expect him to start stuttering makes me feel a little more powerful in a i could probably topple that empire kind of powerful
#nsfwe #forcefem #degradation i dont need a post. this is the whole chit
what is it with every other dave wanting my brother? go get your own. hes taken already and doesnt want you.
flabbergasted, huh.
gotta make money somehow bro you know how it is though i guess i could give you a discount of like uhhhh 90 percent
you can buy a body pillow cover of him soon if youre interested and like various different keychains and stickers all featuring his massive ass
oh sorry do you want me to be less dramatic bro?
you would piss yourself laughing if i showed you a video from 2009 of a puppet shaking ass on the streets of portugal i dunno if i wanna take your word for what is and isnt funny
please mr strider i need you in my life what would i be without you other than rich and handsome? ill get on my knees and prove how good i can be~~~ hahahahaha
maybe i should you make it real tempting
man i like you far cry from all the sissy losers i see on a daily basis
damn right. should ditch those sissies some time and come say hi.
you plan on shutting me up yourself or am i just supposed to listen old timer? also quit falling for ragebait its unbecoming or some shit hahahaha
hahahaha so fuckin mad but what did i say about wasting time on your phone? get back to work
you are speaking to my soul right now.
back in the fucking buildng. woo hoooo.
no no im not i dont know what the hell i was thinking i dont need anyone but you im sorry.
uh huh.
i'm feeling particularly violent today, baby boy.
please im sorry im so fucking sorry please bro. i was drunk i dont know why i let it happen please dont get like that.
mm. you can try.
having him in my life again makes me feel like im back in that apartment and i might as well be. he still controls me all the same but i dont hate it nearly as much. i kinda like the sick feeling in my stomach when he talks about me weird. and he likes that im a stupid crybaby whenever he turns away from me. i guess ill never get over him. ill always love my big brother.
don't believe me?
he's pretty loose with that, isn't he?
no come on not you too please. i was clearly just drunk and stupid so lets all play nice and not talk about it.
if i dont make it out of this panic attack alive please for the love of god feed my parakeets theyre beautiful boys who mean the world to me
im never a brat. youre just mean.
getting text molested by a bro for 2 hours and now /my/ bro is somehow here. im a grown man it should not be this weird talking to him. hes going to see this too so im totally boned.