Ahem. I sure hope no one with a passion for explaining interesting topics shows up and tells me all about a thing they care about. Oh no. That would be so. Awful.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Didja know that some critters can actually get drunk off-a fermented fruits 'n foods let out long enough? Even little stingpests can get drunk 'n will pass out, experiencin' tiny micro-blackouts much like bigger sorts do! They're still wildly territorial though, so I guess ya could add "grumpy mean drunks" to their character sheets! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Didya know many pests can survive headlessness? It's true! Cuz of a decentralized nerve ganglia, and th'fact they breathe through tiny holes called spiracles, many creepy crawlies can crawl even if ya lob of their bite-rich mandibles!!! Sometimes for weeks!!!! They can even MATE! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Didja know that dungpests can lift over 1,100 times their own weight, makin' 'em the strongest pestcritters on Alternia? Good thing, too! Imagine the behemoth leavings the dusk after 12th perigee's if we didn't have their strange afinity to roll in 'n roll out!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Didja know pillpests...are SUS IMPOSTERS? They ain't actually pestcritters!!! They're crustacean sorts!!! Snipbeast hatchmates!!! Ain't that the darndest thing? I sure do love me some opportunity t'talk on the littler creatures in life...so thank EWE!!!!!
Thank you, too. The thing about surviving decapitation is the coolest one, but the scale of a bug's strength is also extremely impressive. Please tell me more facts at your convenience.