Woke up to a shadow lurking outside my cabin window. I think I may be getting stalked. Best case scenario, it was some beast that peeked inside out of curiosity. I must stay low, the price on my head is far too tall for any of you to even imagine! Hahaha...
Well, I greatly fear it's a legislacerator, yet if it was they clearly would have broken in by now and taken my head. That, or they're playing mind games on me, yes...
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Tell ewe what, Amply Armed Mr. Affton. ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < This place gives me the friggin creeps!!! Jeepers peepers. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe will walk me through skedaddlin’ outta here, mindful ‘o yer many death traps ‘n doohickeys ‘n kooky contraptions… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I can be sure to… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Redact. Some ‘o the finer creative liberties ewe took concernin’ legal liabilities. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < With a lighter. Savvy, blimey?
Hm. Interesting. Very, very interesting. I would be... flattered! Yes, flattered, to have any and all of my tales redacted by somebody with such... unique prose, heheh. Interested in understanding how I got in this position? Clearly, you don't check the news often. Hehehe...
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Ohhhh, I know who EWE are, audaciously apparent Mr. Affton… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer bio is right. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I also quite like ewe exactly where ewe are. In a cabin alone. On the cusp ‘o a CR 4 encounter with somethin’ that can move through other creatures and objects as if they was boglike difficult terrain thicker than saliva soaked syrup on a plate ‘o tar pit pancakes!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < It’s just… ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < I don’t see Legislacerators as much better???? Like???? At all????? They cull just as many kids, if not more, and they do it under the supposed alignment of Good when they’re really more alike Chaotic Evil murderhobos willin’ to enforce or ignore the laws as it suits ‘em!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < That. And I really want out of the Hatchmate Location. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So I am happy t’be your ember editor and arcane auditor. If there’s one spell I can conjure up quicker than a cantrip…IT’S FIREBALL.
... ...I killed like five highbloods!!! Two fuchsias, two violets, one purple. Spread their guts on the walls of my establishment!!! It was a scandal, a scandal I tell you!!!! For the love of everything holy, do any of you even read the news!?
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ok???? Cool backstory bro! Butchu ain’t as bad as the prison industrial complex which squats and dumps that body count in an hour, no time flat!!!!!
Okay yeah I agree about the system being worse than me, of course. But no one, single troll has-! ...Hm. I can't really say that, can I? Well, I made quite a show of it at least! Heheheh.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Uhhhh??? DUH? You are admirable ass actual Mr. Affton!!! The tricky tech hand touch from under the table!!! The mechanical turk manufacturer !!! The always-comes-back-cadaver-creator!!! The mild-mannered manender!!! The mean old man behind the slaughter!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I have hosted week-long self-contained one shots about ewe!!!! Recreated entire replicas ‘o yer cafemotoriums! Yer Pizzshredrias!!! Yer animatronics!!! I wrote 10k word objectum fics just on the act ‘o ewe applyin’ hotfixes to yer own suit!!!! My huskphone’s third password used t’be SPRINGTRAPPED!!! I got an ita bug with yer face emblazoned!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer an inspirationally bad man!!!!!
Heheh, wow! Thank you oh so very much! You're going to make an old man blush. ...Although a lot of those words I do not recognize. Not too sure where you got those, maybe my legacy has turned into absurd folk legends where you're at, but whatever! What matters to me is you're a great fan, and I'm happy to indulge you in your fanaticism! Heheheh.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ndhdhsnehshsvakqishekwish ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Thaaaaaanks, Mr. Affton!!!! Pur-pullin’ on my pusher with talk like that, you rotten evil bad person…guy!!!!!