
They’re saying 5’1” is the new 6’2”. #True

SIDEBAR! i was going to be snippy back & we'd have one of our great battles for the ages but i'm genuinely too amused by the image you've conjured of nameless, judgemental people using a measuring blade on anyone they see who looks just over 5' just to double check they're 5'1 & not 5'2, because 5'2 (5'3 with the horns) is just too much

I’d reckon so. *____ + 50 Above 5’5” fee

This is literally what happens every time I walk outside.

ADDENDUM! of course, that's why you had to stop wearing platforms. in this society where you're supposed to be exactly 5'1 or the faceless, nameless strangers judge you harshly, trying to look taller is impossibly gauche. & let it never be said Tagora "Gor-Gor" Gorjek is gauche

ADDENDUM! which is why my stilts are impossibly cool & counter-culture & haute-couture in a bold, daring way for going against the norm

Well, now that you mention it, I suppose a couple of inches provided at the heel never hurt anybody. I’ll pass this information along to the nameless enforcers. *____

CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! tell the nameless enforcers i said hello, won't you? it's been too long since i've seen them
If you're tagging your own chitt #True, then it must be. - MC Oleana

It’s all about the optics.
