I hate when they throw a prisoner into the cells underneath the office and they start making a racket during working hours. I wish they’d at least soundproof the thing.
VOIR DIRE! gorgor are you telling us you really can't afford to soundproof even a prison cell under your office? lol
I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.
Ahem. I meant to say. *I* don’t make the decisions about the entire building wherein my office resides. You may not understand this as someone who’s place of work has more dust than residents.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i suppose this explains the suits from badwill... broke ass bitch
*I’M* BROKE?????????? I’m not even gonna GO THERE.
OBJECTION! every place has more dust than residents thats how particles work
OVERRULED. I have obliterated every dust particle on the floor that me and my associates’ offices are on. If you’d like to stop living in squalor, I recommend you do the same in yours.
POINT OF ORDER! sorry wait you dust your own gogdamn office?? YOUR COWORKERS' GOGDAMN OFFICE?? HAHAHHAHA unlike you, that's rich
HA. HA. I don’t trust ANYBODY to clean to my specifications, of COURSE I dust my own office and the offices associated with me. IT’S CALLED STANDARDS. TRY HAVING THEM SOMETIME.
OBJECTION! "standards" is pretty rich coming from the planet's #1 Edward Cullen stan