do dogs have 9 lives too because i think i just lost one passing out and hitting my neck on the corner of my newly put together desk #imnotkidding #icurledupformanyminutes
no wait
im sorry i can change
how do i double down here am i supposed to get into animal cruelty dont make me do it man
yeah man you've come this far might as well put some effort into this now
damn i was tryin to help forgot i suck at that uh ok i guess dont take the dog to the vet you can die mad about it too maybe nah dude cant do it is the dog ok
its me im the dog mever refer to me this way again no im not ok i think i need to see a doctor but lowkeyt too tired thanks though man you the goat
holy shit im an idiot thanks but goddamn imma go smash my head in the cupboards doors now you need someone to take you to the ER
no if i go to the er or urgent care im js cgonna not get any sleep i have work tomorrow ill be ok im sure . dont beat yourself up over it, cupboard man
aight if you say so