D(eez nuts) Strider
@technicallyGodless
(icon by @sarcasticmothdraws on tumblr) if i did the worm there would be at least three pulled muscles and a dislocated joint
why are there cats in my house i didnt have any cats before i got buried by too many pieces of clothing
not again i thought i got that fixed and by got that fixed i mean i paid lalonde an exorbitant amount of money. round two i guess.
well yeah how do you think she makes a killing from my stupidly easily earned money
catch me rising from the floor pile of clothes like dracula waking up he lives bitch
i shouldnt be allowed to pitch anything to investors why did two of them just buy ten grand in neckties i wasnt even talking about neckties originally
listen if the earth wasnt flat we wouldve been used as a baseball by now
nah definitely being used as a rainbow parachute thing yknow the ones
have you seen one before or do you just like to argue
of what. cream of wheat and going to bed at 5pm