lettin a guy wwhose superpowwer is bulge telepathy make a chittr account wwas the wworst decision evver millions a sensitivve young men just flung themselvves into an industrial grade wwoodchipper pelvvis first
Tell me about it, bro. Spent all this time grinding friendship points only for Brutus to stab me on the steps and tell all of Chittr the precise specs on my #Nothing. What’s the point. #ItsOver.
bitchitis rates are skyrocketin in men probably because theyre addicted to soy a real bro wwouldnt do you like that but at least noww you knoww wwho the real ones are unless brutus here is a brutette in wwhich case you played yourself because foids are notoriously awwful at friendship
Insufficient data; BulgeFreak is anon. Decent at DOOM, if that is an indicator one way or the other. #WhoGivesAShit. It’s all ants running in circles at the end of the day.
wwell wwhen you put that information side by side youre left wwith twwo options bulgefreaks a guy obsessed wwith other guys bulges or theyre an anomaly makin them one in a million foids wwith decent hand eye coordination ideal girlfriend material until you learn she hasnt left her basement in swweeps an has inferior fat distribution