Sollux Captor: "I thought the apple juice condom was a joke. But it was not.…" | chittr

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@technologicArchon[TA]

II th0ught the apple juiice c0nd0m wa2 a j0ke. But iit wa2 n0t. #n2fw

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@technologicArchon[TA]

There ii2 n0 0ther way II can explaiin iit that w0uld make iit 20und better.

@technologicArchon[TA]

20 when a human ha2 2ex, they wrap theiir bulge iin pla2tiic and 20metiime2 iit ii2 flav0ured. 20metiime2 iit ii2 apple juiice. #n2fw

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@technologicArchon[TA]

the apple juiice c0nd0m.