Hal
@technologicalJudgement
Elysium. The Emperor.
/.i.seriously.just.got.duped.into.listening.to.an.MLP.fansong.\ \.and.its.fucking.catchy.too./
/.dont.tell.me.ive.been.listening.to.more.than.just.one.\
Ugh. Disgusting. His husband is draped over him like an affectionate blanket.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: The Lord they Screamed, At First. The Indigo, The Electronic Simulacrum, Even The Clown. They All Screamed Once They Became A Part Of You. and For Eons In The Void, They Screamed. And Screamed. Realizing What They Had Become, What They Had Already Been Destined To Become From The Moment They Came To Life. but You Didn’t Scream. You Laughed. And Laughed. Louder And Louder, As You Fed On The Best Part Of Their Souls To Improve Your Own. until One Day The Screaming Just Stopped. and All There Was Was Your Laughter. #horror not Particularly Pleasant To Sift Through... Though I See The Humor In The Situation. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
☼ Why, what an interesting mechanism to converse with other ponies online. Hello and good tidings, every pony. It will be lovely to know all of you. ☼
Oh my God. I'm shaking. @timaeusTested technologicalJudgement @artificesRecompense @turingTranscendence
Oh you just had to fuck up tagging me on this of all things, didn’t you.
☼ Ponies make mistakes, it is fine. I am not going anywhere. ☼
Ah, allow me to clarify. He and I are in a pitch relationship, which amounts to what is likely best explained to you as a rival you kiss. This, of course, means we are lightly mean to each other on the regular. There is no true venom behind it.
☼ I see... I believe this is a troll thing, yes? I am understanding now. I believe some ponies are similar in... strange ways. I comprehend it! ☼
It is a troll thing, yes, one of the four quadrants and usually described as “hate.” Which is why I clarified the way I did. Saying just “hate” would lead to misconceptions, I’m sure you understand.
☼ I do! I do, yes. Thank you for clarifying it. I am learning so much! ☼
I am happy to offer insight if you ever require it.
Miss us? Hmn?
Heheeeee.
Following some harrowing news i am henceforth bequeathing my prized movie collection to the dumpster. I would like to apologise for all the offence i have inflicted to he who shall not be named. May we reunite on better terms in another life... https://imgs.search.brave.com/iATZZ4GJlX3mtgJtYBIkB0kLxQrdSAR3avSZPZ_GtPo/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YS5pc3RvY2twaG90/by5jb20vaWQvOTg0/MzAxMTI4L3Bob3Rv/L2dhcmRlbi1pbmNp/bmVyYXRvci1iaW4u/anBnP3M9NjEyeDYx/MiZ3PTAmaz0yMCZj/PUQ3N0J6R1JsVHhs/M2VOeUNPZDR1UGJX/QnBzaldPbGkzNWlR/b0o3V0t6Smc9
Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Jake English?
hellooo???? still setting up my profile but hi!!! :D
oh, is there other mes????
what???
ok??? this isnt ominous or anything! :D?
Ominous comes with the territory. I wouldn’t be a very good esoteric horror if I wasn’t.
ooooh!! youre a horror terror??? that explains it
im still learning about this site! theres badges???
My bitch senses are tingling. It seems there is a whiny ass motherfucker online.
<yes!! They are DM1ng me and be1ng ann0y1ng!!/>
Honse..