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R. EGBERT

@telautographicGadzookery

PROUD OF FATHER OF ONE. PRANKSTER EXTRAORDINARE. BUSINESSMAN ORDINARE. I AM 47. I AM NOT 22.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 229Kull Score: 1808 followers7 following

pipefan413 SAYS: THE R ACTUALLY STANDS FOR RAMBUNCTIOUS. RAMBUNCTIOUS EGBERT. JUST KIDDING AGAIN.

pipefan413 SAYS: THERE ARE STRANGE GREEN MEN OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE. BUT THIS IS NOTHING WEIRD. THEY LIVE NEXT DOOR.

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pipefan413 SAYS: ARE THERE OTHER HAT ENTHUSIASTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA?

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Hat's are so cool!

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pipefan413 SAYS: HA HA YES. I AGREE.

What's your favorite kind of hat?

dad????

pipefan413 SAYS: THE FEDORA. A CLASSIC. IT CAN TURN ANY PERSON FROM A MODERN HOOLIGAN TO A DISTINGUISHED GENTLEINDIVIDUAL.

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pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO. I SEE YOU ARE ANOTHER VERSION OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN WITH A DIFFERENT NAME. IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.

That's a very good choice! Though, it does depend on the individual! I do enjoy seeing them on people, personally.

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pipefan413 SAYS: I WILL BE SURE TO POST A PICTURE. OF MYSELF AND MY VARIOUS FEDORAS THEN.

Wonderful! I can't wait!

pipefan413 SAYS: YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT THE R. STANDS FOR. YOU SEE. IT STANDS FOR REGULAR OLD. AS IN REGULAR OLD EGBERT. JUST KIDDING.

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pipefan413 SAYS: CAKE TODAY. 6:34 PM.

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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ That's beautifully frosted #imissdecoratingcakes #itwasthebestpartofbakingforme #inevergottodoitoften #alsoirespecttheblackandwhitefilterbutiwannaseethecoloredsprinkles

pipefan413 SAYS: I AM LISTENING TO MUSIC ON MY DRIVE HOME.

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pipefan413 SAYS: I LIKE TO ENGAGE IN A LITTLE BIT OF TOMFOOLERY WHEN I HAVE THE TIME. OR WHEN I DO NOT. HOO HOO.

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pipefan413 SAYS: TECHNICALLY I HAVE TWO CHILDREN. I TRY NOT TO DWELL ON THE DETAILS. I AM JUST PROUD TO HAVE THEM BOTH. NEITHER OF THEM ARE CHILDREN ANY MORE EITHER. BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THAT TO ME.

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pipefan413 SAYS: PRECISELY.

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pipefan413 SAYS: TODAY I AM TIRED. BUT I WILL NOT LET THAT STOP ME FROM GETTING MY WORK DONE. AND THEN RETURNING HOME TO MAKE DINNER.

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pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO. I AM NEW TO SOCIAL MEDIA. I WANT TO POST PICTURES OF MY CAKES AND SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD. AND PICTURES OF OTHER THINGS IF I CAN MAKE THE TIME. SUCH AS MY CHILD. AND MY CAR. AND MY COLLECTION OF SIMILAR YET SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT HATS.

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pipefan413 SAYS: NOT QUITE. I MAKE SEVERAL HELLS OF CAKES. HEEHEE HOOHOO. WAIT. CONTEXT CLUES TELL ME YOU ARE A VERSION OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN. HELLO.

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hahahahah. haha. ha. uh. hi!

pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO. YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT NAME. BUT I RECOGNIZE THAT FACE AND LAST NAME. I DISHED IT OUT MYSELF. THE LAST NAME THAT IS. I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOURSELF ON HERE. AND BEING SAFE.

as safe as i can be! ive only died once in the last year, after all. :P thats a joke. probably!

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pipefan413 SAYS: I AM GOING TO REACT TO THIS. WITH A PITY REACTION. BECAUSE THAT SEEMS MOST SUITABLE TO EXPRESS THE VAGUE DISAPPOINTMENT I AM FEELING TO LEARN THIS INFORMATION. HOWEVER. LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM PRIVVY. TO THE MATTERS OF THE GAME AND THE GODS. SO I AM NOT TOO SURPRISED.

somehow thats more concerning than you just laughing about it! dont get too disappointed you'll break my heart, altdad.

pipefan413 SAYS: I WOULD NEVER. THERE IS NO ACTION OR CONSEQUENCE THAT COULD LEAD TO ME BEING SO DISAPPOINTED. THAT IT BREAKS YOUR HEART.

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ha.

well either way i think im doing better than i was. appreciate the well wishing!!!

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pipefan413 SAYS: GOOD. I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT.