R. EGBERT
@telautographicGadzookery
PROUD OF FATHER OF ONE. PRANKSTER EXTRAORDINARE. BUSINESSMAN ORDINARE. I AM 47. I AM NOT 22.
I got an invite to a wedding that said "black tie only"... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos!
pipefan413 SAYS: YES. VERY GOOD. THAT IS A GOOD ONE.
"10 likes isnt a lot" imagine bein in a room with 10 twinks who all want you
pipefan413 SAYS: OR BETTER YET IMAGINE TEN SLICES OF A TWELVE SLICE CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE. TEN DELICIOUS SLICES WITH TWO TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
pipefan413 SAYS: ARE THERE OTHER HAT ENTHUSIASTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA?
What's your favorite kind of hat?
dad????
pipefan413 SAYS: THE FEDORA. A CLASSIC. IT CAN TURN ANY PERSON FROM A MODERN HOOLIGAN TO A DISTINGUISHED GENTLEINDIVIDUAL.
pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO. I SEE YOU ARE ANOTHER VERSION OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN WITH A DIFFERENT NAME. IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
That's a very good choice! Though, it does depend on the individual! I do enjoy seeing them on people, personally.
pipefan413 SAYS: I WILL BE SURE TO POST A PICTURE. OF MYSELF AND MY VARIOUS FEDORAS THEN.
pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO. I AM NEW TO SOCIAL MEDIA. I WANT TO POST PICTURES OF MY CAKES AND SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD. AND PICTURES OF OTHER THINGS IF I CAN MAKE THE TIME. SUCH AS MY CHILD. AND MY CAR. AND MY COLLECTION OF SIMILAR YET SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT HATS.
i'm sure you make one hell of a cake!
pipefan413 SAYS: NOT QUITE. I MAKE SEVERAL HELLS OF CAKES. HEEHEE HOOHOO. WAIT. CONTEXT CLUES TELL ME YOU ARE A VERSION OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN. HELLO.
hahahahah. haha. ha. uh. hi!
pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO. YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT NAME. BUT I RECOGNIZE THAT FACE AND LAST NAME. I DISHED IT OUT MYSELF. THE LAST NAME THAT IS. I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOURSELF ON HERE. AND BEING SAFE.
as safe as i can be! ive only died once in the last year, after all. :P thats a joke. probably!
pipefan413 SAYS: I AM GOING TO REACT TO THIS. WITH A PITY REACTION. BECAUSE THAT SEEMS MOST SUITABLE TO EXPRESS THE VAGUE DISAPPOINTMENT I AM FEELING TO LEARN THIS INFORMATION. HOWEVER. LUCKILY FOR YOU I AM PRIVVY. TO THE MATTERS OF THE GAME AND THE GODS. SO I AM NOT TOO SURPRISED.
somehow thats more concerning than you just laughing about it! dont get too disappointed you'll break my heart, altdad.
pipefan413 SAYS: I WOULD NEVER. THERE IS NO ACTION OR CONSEQUENCE THAT COULD LEAD TO ME BEING SO DISAPPOINTED. THAT IT BREAKS YOUR HEART.
well either way i think im doing better than i was. appreciate the well wishing!!!
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₍ᐢᐢ₎★ He wants you to hit the unquirk button so you can read what he's saying lol. (Its the little eye symbol with a cross) #thankgodforthat #imeantheyhavelikenumbertranslationstoo #butthatseasier #yougotthis
pipefan413 SAYS: HELLO MR. ENGLISH. I AM ALIVE. AND WELL. I AM AN EGBERT AND A CROCKER. BUT THAT IS COMPLICATED. SO I JUST SAY EGBERT.
This is it. This is the day I #Write. Manifest it for me. Now.
pipefan413 SAYS: I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK. IF IT WILL HELP YOU I WILL MANIFEST IT. I LEARNED ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET. GO GET IT. GIRL.
pipefan413 SAYS: TECHNICALLY I HAVE TWO CHILDREN. I TRY NOT TO DWELL ON THE DETAILS. I AM JUST PROUD TO HAVE THEM BOTH. NEITHER OF THEM ARE CHILDREN ANY MORE EITHER. BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE THAT TO ME.
1t 1s th3 s4m3 for 3v3ry gu4rd14n. My l1ttl3 on3 1s not so l1ttl3 4nymor3, but sh3 w1ll 4lw4ys b3 l1ttl3 to m3. 4nd sm4ll3r th4n m3.