Gander Grimzl

1 month ago

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

A Truly Horrible Goose

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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒋ — @gardenGuided Jade (?) To the Jades out here: do you guys REALLY have the urge to chase purrbeasts? What do you think of all the Nepetas on here? And. Yep. Those are all the Questions I have… NO WAIT. Do you or do you not ✂ holes in your clothing to accommodate for your tails? Do all Jades have tails? OK OK *NOW* THAT’S IT. What’s happening, chat! Here’s an exciting one (⒈)! It’s JADE! I adore her, really. She’s such a ray of moonshine. But let’s not WASTE TIME! Let’s MAKE SPACE! (LOL!) Let’s Take A Gander at Jade! (Harley?) I’m eager to get into what separates THIS Jade from the Others, but let’s first acknowledge what she is: a GARDENER OF PHILANTHROPY. This Jade cares A LOT for the people around her. The type to put others’ care and safety before her own (and probably the type to frown bereavedly at squished bugs). She is, without doubt, the whimsy she wants to be. Her kind and innocent behavior coaxes you to put your prongs together and D’AWWINGLY SWOON for the unwavering kindness she has to offer. It’s a fresh breath of air from a lot of the DRAMA that BEGS to be stirred. Like all Jades, she functions at her own wavelength and tries to keep her head ↑ at ALL TIMES. She is silly, fun, and an OPTIMIST through and through. All she wants from YOU is to see you happy and smiling. Even out of those who elicit disgust in their wake, she is AMAZINGLY UNDETERRED. Her pusher is far too large to be affected by their Metaphorical Venom. I think a lot of us should take after her in that aspect. However, this is as far as the similarities go. Though she tries her best to conceal it, you notice a subtle disconnect that comes with her demeanor: a positivity that feels too much of a veneer to feel genuine. An uncertainty with what she says and when she says it. A tenuous veil that tears away to reveal her FEAR. Layers and layers of it. She carries herself with an AIR OF WHIMSY akin to those who wear her name. But in truth, it’s her that wears theirs. This Jade has made continual reference that she herself grapples with what to make of her IDENTITY. She needs an anchor to stay grounded to her selfhood for she doesn’t truly know WHO SHE IS. The VANILLA WITCH forged her own destiny and changed her own SPACE, but you find that Jade follows a story that was ALREADY CARVED for her. (And I’m really sorry. It’s why my closest approximation of hate goes to the fact she won’t TRULY BE THE ORIGINALITY SHE SEEKS FOR in places destiny has already claimed.) It must hurt trying to live ↑ to the Name You Bear. When you try to stay in line with SO MANY OTHERS OF YOUR FACE, you are lost to the VIOLEVAGARIES OF THE SCHEME. The scheme that feeds on your idiosyncrasy, molecule by molecule, to stitch the space that punctuates one Jade to the next. Where do you begin and end? How is it that you know that you’re yourself and not just a FACE among many? Well. Here is a bit of wisdom, from one QUESTIONER OF THE SELF TO ANOTHER: Let Yourself Happen. It’s OK to not know where to ★t. It can even be simple: notice your similarities, your differences, and what you truly ♥ between them. Does this complete you? Do you feel like a person that matters? This is the part where you understand that you have the AUTONOMY to break the norm. Choice is a beautiful thing, and you are FULL OF IT. No one (⒈) is asking for you to be JUST JADE. Don’t forget that. There was nothing to find in the labyrinth but yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE?... … ROGUE OF SPACE? It's OK to change. The creativity to be more was always in you. You are a person deserving of the ♥ you lend to others. Thank you for staying tonight.) AWOOOO! Was that bad? OK. Yeathatwasbad. Never again. Honk! BE SURE TO GIVE JADE a big BIG follow, and an EVEN BIGGER HUG, and I’ll see you in the next one! #gandertag