GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒐ — @pearlescentPetals Azalea Tulipa DIS-CLAM-ER!!! This post makes mention of some good ol’ (Bad) #BODYHORROR AND #GORE! If that leaves a BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH, please keep scrolling! So. FASHION. I don’t have a lick of it, admittedly, so I’m a little Out Of My Field when I 🗨 about someone (⒈) who clearly knows it like an old friend. What I DO KNOW, however, is how rampant and VIOLENT fashion trends can be. I see some folks wearing accessories like statements. Particularly about WHO THEY ARE. Pick your poison like coloured flowers, let’s Take A Gander at Azalea Tulipa! (The crowd ★es at me with ARRANT DISGUST. IDIOT, THAT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME!) Azalea is an outward, self-confident, and informed jeweller. If you have any fashion troubles, Azalea’s your INFLUENCER TO CONSULT. She runs a POPULAR BUSINESS specializing in PEARLS of all sorts of shapes and colors. Personally, her ACCESSOCATALOG is pleasing to the bulb! She clearly KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING, a master of her field. She is a violent sort of ARTIST. Her work, besides designing and creating the accessories themselves, involves cultivating colored pearls, though the MEANS OF ATTAINMENT are pretty gory; often requiring a blood sample or a LIVING HOST to AS-SUME THE DYE of their blood. The process of the FORMER speaks for itself; submerging undyed pearls into pools of blood to absorb the colour of origin. The LATTER (and her undeniably preferred method) involves sowing ‘seeds’ into the skin of a living host——LUSUS OR TROLL——and harvesting the ripe pearls once ripe enough. This consent hems between a cautious YES or NO, but there’s nothing a little poison can fix! (Apparently!) In the same violet vein, Azalea is a WELL-INFORMED TOXICOLOGIST. Inference tells me she has all sorts of poisons at her disposal and at the ready for use when someone (⒈) ABSTAINS FROM COLOR STAINS. It doesn’t matter where you sit in the hemospectrum; she’ll likely have something that will make you keel over in paralysis. (I saw what you did to Pascal.) I would never expressly state there’s anything BAD about a person, but there are times where you can pick ↑ more UNSAVORY TRAITS from someone quicker than the likable ones. In this case, Azalea VERY EVIDENTLY lacks the skill of ACCOUNTABILITY, even as we watched her continual accounts of TROLLNAPPING. Her best guess of apologizing involves running away from the problems she causes, feeling guilt only because she was CAUGHT, not for the action itself. Azalea is most prominently a testament to NURTURE: being raised around poison desensitizes her to a point where she doesn’t realize she breathes it through her every word, hurting the people around her and facilitating ADDICTION to those who accept her viscosity. A sickly situation. I hope you didn’t think this would be a MEAL FOR YOUR EGO, because that would be REALLY EMBARRAS-SING. I ✎ psychoanalyses, not ♥ letters. To put it flatly: you are a xerox of a person. A platitude with interweb access. You’re a scourgeon too careless to vivisect your own flaws, s↑eriority complex fogging any semblance of a guilty conscience. Tell me, Azalea, have you noticed how you need people to matter in your own skin? That’s why you cling to relationships that have already died. It’s why you keep running back to Pascal. She made you FEEL LIKE SOMEONE. A part of you grieves your chains on her, but she has already moved on and ★ted to heal from your venom. You think you’ll be fine without the attention of other people, but you Literally Cannot Function WITHOUT them. Beyond the pretty colors of your actions, you live off hurting other people. ♥ is a VERB, a DOING WORD. It isn’t something you can grasp in the palm of your prong, or something you can force onto someone (⒈) else until they concede to you. But I think you can change. I s↑pose it's the optimism in me, but I reckon everyone can improve. After all, none of us are perfect. It ★ts with knowing YOURSELF. Beyond a completely imaginary standard constructed from blood, you are not really BETTER THAN ANY OF US. Never forget. Your fins will never excuse your choices. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: THIEF OF BLOOD?) Yep. I’ll see you guys in THE NEXT ONE. #gandertag
💠~ ... I'll like, give you credit for the shout out and the deeply creative hate, babes. That's the last of the good grace you'll get. I wonder what colour pearls you'd buy from me. Teal seems like it'd suit you, babes. ~💠