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say what you will doesnt matter how you identify when "woman" by kesha and "man! i feel like a woman" by shania twain comes on at the function everyones ready to get down
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couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv

i have taught markie how to not try to kill me on sight. she still bite tho.
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