whats stopping me from getting drunk turning off my phone and going 90 down a residential #substance
cant turn off the phone in case the grind calls hahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahhaahaaha ghahgjh fuck
i thought you were the homophobic one unless i somehow mixed you up with another guy named the cyclone dope as fuck by the way that sounds like some shit youd name a washing machine before bringing it onto shark tank
right handsome and gay how old are you again bud? just checking of course for no specific reason
oh nothin dont worry about it bud you ever wanted to see what its like on a movie set? touch all the props and see the fake buildings and shit yknow
i can bring you to somethin i got in the works if youre ever free john cusack is in this one and i know how you feel about con air so this is kinda the perfect opportunity get to ask him all about his fuckin stunts or whatever out in the desert
i needed his sexy fatherly charm for something really important i also paid off a lot of people for that so try not to run your mouth about it anywhere or i could get in big trouble just keep in touch and ill have someone fly you out in a day or so unless the llama gets found and we all go back to jail before then which would suck pretty fucking bad
right yeah ok i see now you fine with flying in a really sketch two person plane that hasnt been inspected in about four years? the answer should be yes cuz its already on its way