Good morning everyone. I slept fucking amazing if anyone was wondering. I got drunk with Jake and some friends and alcohol will never fail me when it comes to sleeping like a baby. I feel wonderful. Hangover? I hardly know 'er. #substance
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Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
Well that makes one of us.
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↩ @golgothasTerrorized[GT]
Dear Jake, I am so terribly sorry for having a wonderful night and sleeping well when you did not. I will be more mindful and considerate next time by having the worst night of my life, just so you feel better by comparison. I hope you can forgive me and our friendship can be salvaged. Kind Regards and Much Sass, Dirk P.S. This is a joke. Do not get angry with me.
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