Dirk.: "I'm thinking about horses now. I miss my impossibly large Ra…"

I'm thinking about horses now. I miss my impossibly large Rainbow Dash plush. She was so wonderful and never ignored my mentions of a girl's romantic feelings for her just to turn around and plan a dinner date with said girl who has, need I remind you, been to wife her up for over a year. Because it doesn't matter if you don't feel anything, she's been plotting to get with you ever since we got here and our mutual friend told me that she was saying some crazy shit and I believe our friend because she's a wonderful obnoxiously pink person who wouldn't lie about something like that. Ohhhh, Rainbow Dash. My love.