the us government killed all the real birds from 1959 to 1972, and replaced them with surveillance drones.
you can't go two seconds without seeing a flying asshole.
they're at my window right now, peeping my shit, yo.
I can assure you, we do not care about you enough to have drone surveillance on you. You haven’t paid your taxes in years, and the IRS does not having the budget for drones.