← @tempestuousTestimonium

[My sensors tell me you're in need of water. Get yourself a drink. Put the soda down, I can hear your kidneys crying for release from this mortal coil.]

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Disliked f.o°r s.o°da disparagement be better

[You're backed by big soda, your dislike is meaningless you corporate swine.]

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I am an independent small business .o°wner n.o° c.o°rp.o°rati.o°n bacing I av.o°id sp.o°ns.o°rships s.o° as t.o° minimize bias in the fair and equitable distributi.o°n sales .o°fs.o°das b quality .o°ver brand

jokes on you asshole this is my fifth glass of apple juice today im so goddamn hydrated

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[I'm so very proud of you.]

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