i WILLFULLY live many many miles away frøm any hivecluster ør vassal øf civilizatiøn, and yet, amazingly, even YØU are a bigger virgin than me
ii liive iin a bunker far a2 2hiit from any ciity dude. ii dont 2ee how that matter2 when iit come2 to viirgiiniity though. are you tryiing to iimpre22 giirl2 that you can get your bulge wetter than 2ome bunker dweller? 2uper iimpre22iive man. #n2fw
i make a snarky little jab at myself abøut me living in tøtal sølitude, and sømeøne reads that as me being desperate tø dø the bucket bøøgie? i guess everyøne's a critic nøwadays
come2 wiith the terriitory of briingiing iit up, kiinda come2 off a2 de2perate dude.
i called yøu a virgin cause yøu vape and yøu made a pøst abøut bløwing vapør pen smøke intø yøur cømputer


