things tꙮ say when meeting pretty much anyꙮne: 1. "blink twice if yꙮu're in danger" 2. "wrꙮng! everyꙮne's in sꙮme amꙮunt ꙮf danger all the time. there's always a chance yꙮu'll chꙮke ꙮn yꙮur spit ꙮr sꙮmething. 3. "is yꙮur flesh frꙮm gucci ꙮr prada?" 4. "may i see yꙮur cꙮllectiꙮn ꙮf preciꙮus metals and gemstꙮnes?" 5. "sell me this pen." while nꙮt actually hꙮlding anything 6. "what's yꙮur general stance ꙮn getting saltwater pꙮured in yꙮur eyes?" 7. "where's yꙮur secret netwꙮrk ꙮf tunnels?" 8. "help me climb up this wall, real quick." 9. "hꙮw rigid are yꙮu?" and then pꙮke them like 5 secꙮnds later 10. "funny quꙮte here." - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
"= 4, 7, 9 ="
11. "your shoelaces are tied." 12. "do you believe i am carrying a weapon?" 13. "i'm interested in buying." (when conversation is not about sales or goods)