If you enjoy cold pizza we have nothing in common. Do not make me read your propaganda.
Listen, sometimes a guy doesn't feel like using a microwave or oven, out of fear of burning the damn house down.
How incompetent can you be with a microwave. Also, get an air fryer.
Absolutely not. Air fryers are entirely too many parts for me to forget to goddamn clean. I'm competent at using it, but not when I'm sleep deprived enough.
It’s like two parts. And I don’t clean it unless it feels dirty. Which is maybe my bad. I should probably clean it. But it’s fine. It can go another week.
What kind of over the top air fryers are you even using that have more than the main two parts. I mean yes, I wipe down the inside too which could account for a third part, but it’s the basket and the little thing inside of it.
A shocking level of vitriol here. This clearly matters a lot to you. I wonder why? Is it because I represent an older version of yourself you're not ready to acknowledge? Perhaps you have trauma around being expected to enjoy certain things? Did cold pizza kill your grandma?
I walked in on a cold pizza shooting my father with a gun when I was 12. I was never the same since.