There's just something so very intriguing about his brain. I can't tear my eyes away. Yes I'm account stalking.
does it count as a vagueopost if my entire notif tab is all you? lolol.
I have a comically large magnifying glass pointed directly at you. Also, I thought you'd be too drunk to notice my post at all. #Substance
you could afford to dothat at a time when im humiliating myself less, couldnt you? also bold ofyou to assume a guy has anything better to do than stalk the timeline while durnk. #substance
The humiliation is the figurative cherry on top. Nevertheless, I apologise for unintentionally filling your notifications. It's a bad habit that I tend to react to posts more often than comment on them. I can watch from further away if you prefer.
youre offerinf to be more stalkerish. youknow that right? id much rather be aware of when ive got an audience, roan. lmao.
Hm. I see. I'll write this down.