Old Man Harley: "Any young man who tries to flirt with my granddaughter will…"

Any young man who tries to flirt with my granddaughter will find themselves over my knee with cheeks as red as strawberries! #THREAT

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

… Oh no. You’ve made a mistake.

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Kult: +2

Total: 2

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The only mistake made is a young woman getting distracted by boys!

Absolutely!

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Kult: +5

Total: 5

Good boy! Don't worry, I would never hurt a loyal chap!

Odd phrasing but mission accomplished, I should say! Good boy.