==> Be the handsome Carapacian. Your name is JACK NOIR. You're a cutthroat criminal from the moon of DERSE, though you'd call yourself more of a STABBER WITHOUT BORDERS. You have many interests, including STABBING, STABBING, STABBING, STABBING, and NOT SPENDING TIME ON WEIRD TROLL WEBSITES. Unfortunately, it looks like you've found yourself on a WEIRD TROLL WEBSITE. And you haven't figured out how to STAB someone through the INTERNET yet.
==> Reply, once again, to the strangle purple troll. God, is he trying to *flatter* you now? You politely but firmly inform him that you've perfected the art of knifeplay, and have no need for "TEST SUBJECTS".
My jurisdiction is where I damn well make it, Crab Noir! I was indulging in FENESTROLOGY back when these kids were in diapers, ain't nowhere a sleuth can't go! Also as if I'd wanna be one of those InterFOOLS anyway....
==> Once more, take valuable time out of your day to humour the strange purple fellow. You... honestly can't find a retort to this one. That's a damn good point. Maybe he ain't so bad after all.
==> Mock the detective. Yeah, take it up with your lawyer, you say as you aim a rude hand gesture squarely at your screen.
>> you cou1d probab1y ડtab me too ¡f you rea11y wanted y'know,, juડt ડay¡ng,,
==> Oh god, another one? These people are pathetic. Are they seriously *all* asking you to stab them?
==> Regret the life choices that lead you here. Kid like this, ain't even worth the knife. It'd be like stabbing wet sand. No fun at all.
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