
I'm rather lazy, always forget to shave my body hair which makes me feel a little worse but I'm desensitized to it at this point.

Don't have any wax strips here, if I figure out how to get some I'll try it.
Uhhh do you have access to sugar and lemon juice? I'd assume you have water because you're alive You can make a basic sugar wax with that

If you shave that happy trail I'll kill myself.

Seems extreme but point taken.

Remember kids: If you don't get what you want, threaten #suicide! ;3

Suppose I can give it a shot, I think we have sugar somewhere, not as sure about lemons though.

Yes what a lesson, I'm sure this will come in handy when things don't go your way throwing a tantrum solves everything.
It's not super tricky, just cook it down with some water until it's like a honey consistency, and then let it cool until it won't burn you, remove with a strip of cloth or paper Easy
