Is that an order?

Interesting you seem to be another version of me and yes go read the bible

Bold of you to assume I haven't.

Never said anything about you having not read it, the good Christian reads the bible as much as they can

Looks like you're being a bad Christian by reading Chittr instead, no? Unless you've got one eyeball on each.

Already read some today and my mother is forcing me on this damned social platform

So your mother's leading you away from the Lord's light. And yet the Bible commands children to obey their parents at all costs. How do you intend to square that circle?

It is quite troublesome but I will just go along to my mother wishes for now. Even if it means doing the lordforsaken activity called "socializing"

Characterizing it as just "troublesome" makes one wonder if the moral decay's already starting to take hold. Surely, a pious person would treat this kind of thing with the gravity it deserves. Praying for you in this hour of sin.

You are quite the snarky one, I like you.