@grimAuxiliatrix#7231 This fortune took extra careful consideration when pondering, considering your intellect and tendencies as a Sylph to catch any fallacies. That, and as an alternate universe version of my girlfriend, I wish to tread carefully. With that preamble out of our way, I have to say Kanaya, your fortune looks… interesting. Not bad, necessarily, as I do not think warnings of any nature should be immediately passed off as poor news. Your predisposition to helping others, while a meritorious trait in any right, serves within the next 32 days to upend your life. You may be tempted to bite off more than you can chew; try not to. I say this both as your soothsayer and your friend. *Those who wish to have their fortunes read may refer to my pinned post.*
