:33< bulge tierlist when? :33< #nsfw
i thought about whi(h bulge tops another and then got distra(ted
:33< t33h33 yeah
:33< agr33d!!! :33< would loooove to s33 bulge :33< mew furst
:33< hell yeah ((godspeed i dont typically draw nsfw but i do know how to do it in theory))
1. Kanaya. Obviously it is impossible for me to separate the bulge from the woman, but this whole list is about my personal biases after all. I love the texture, the flexibility, and just how *familiar* she is with my own body by now. 2. June. Lengthy and girthy, without overly straining my jaw. Very fun to deepthroat. 3. Jade. Mostly the same as June, with the added fun of the knot, but the pointed tip does make oral awkward, and that tends to be my preference, so she loses a few points. 4. Feferi. A damn good bulge for a damn good troll. Practically prehensile, in a way no other troll seems to match. Drools, too, so I love to let it explore my body and leave trails of fuschia slime everywhere. 5. Vriska. Pretty much the epitome of regular troll bulges. Slippery, flexible, tastes delicious, feels good in my holes or wrapped around my dick. Solid 8/8. 6. Equius. Proof that "too much of a good thing" is real, and that size isn't everything. An absolute monster, practically impossible to deepthroat, always tries to block my airway as much as possible. 7. Eridan. Smallness is not the issue. Limpness is. I've never seen a less active bulge. Even most toy bulges tend to have more motion to them. A deeply disappointing experience.
:33< *the mighty huntress crolls despurrately to s33 where nepetas land on this list christ alive how are they lowpurr than eridan*
My deepest apologies; this is a list of bulges with which I've personally had experience. I've never fucked my universe's Nepeta, so she's simply not on the board.
:33< girl im begging mew go find one of us who tops outside mewre mewnifurse and pail her!!! :33< the collective i cannot be lowpurr than eridan