I just got ripped off at this restaurant. The owner will suffer 78 injuries beginning tonight.
List them all.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action against the restaurant owner as well, i know a guy who charges really reasonable hourly fees and would take your case
Concussion. Sprain. Greenstick fracture. Broken bone. Compartment syndrome. Subdural hematoma. Acute kidney injury. Peritoneal bleed. Dislocated shoulder. Dislocated hip. Whiplash. Herniated disc. Spinal compression. Aortic dissection. Second degree burn. I will stop here for now. #Ironic #SaidInJest #NoIntention