࣪⊹₊˚{ those are my rainbow drinker butlers }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ STOP SAYING "those are just teals you paid to put on glow in the dark paint" YOU ARE RUINING THE IMMERSION OF MY LARPAHL VIBE }*□*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ (larpahl = (nonfatal) larp at hive larkage) (also im hiring) }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ okay patriarchy larper }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ NEEEEXT }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
IGNORE THAT WRETCH. WHO I NEVERTHELESS HAVE THE UTMOST BUSINESSLIKE ADMIRATION FOR. AND LOCK IN. SISTER. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753 I SWEAR. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. IF YOU COME HERE THRASHING YOUR BULGE AROUND. IN A FOOLISH AND SUICIDAL ATTEMPT. TO #HETSLOP MY BEAUTIFUL #YURIFUL #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH MY LOYAL AND DEVOTED STAN. AND HER HOSTAGE. I'M RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF.
@handMaid if your mother fucking girls night is so yuriful and special. THEN HOW ABOUT YOU COME CLAW THIS FIN HAVING BRINE SUCKER OFF MY DAMN JOCK. news flash hicari i only fuck with ladies who got it rocking. BUT HEY MAYBE IF YOU SING LONG ENOUGH I COULD LEAVE A SPARE PAIR OF POLKA DOT PANTS FOR YOUR MAIDEN STUMPS.
alright alright. I'LL MOTHER FUCKING LEAVE YOUR NIGHT BE. you can't blame a brother who wanting to stir the pot a little. WHEN IT'S SO DAMN BORING ON THIS LOVEY DOVEY TIMELINE.
⊹₊˚{ ohhhh, is that soooo? why do you keep showing up in my mentions then? }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ think a girlglubber like me cant h+le herself around a little diet mdcllr pepper? hehehehe. think agaiiiin, bozo! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
jokes on you :o) I NEVER THINK. i'm bozo the mother fucking clown and i forget more every day than you ever learn. SALT PITS.
APPЯRECIATE YOUЯR U_DEЯRSTA_DI_G, MY JOVIAL JITTEЯRBЯRO. YOU K_OW THE MASSES CA_'T HA_DLE TWO ЯRI_GMASTEЯRS U_DEЯR THE SAME TE_T. :oX
⊹₊˚{ omg }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ill do anything you ask if you threaten someone at the end of it, o gorespinner h+maid.... }*⸝⸝v⸝⸝*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
_OW LET ME DO MY MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G THI_G. I'LL SEE YOU WITH A FIZZY O_E LATEЯR.
awwwwww shit. ALRIGHT I SEE A WICKED GOOD HONK HAS ARRIVED TO PUT THIS SHIT UNDER LOCK AND TWISTED FUCKING KEY. do your thing sister. I'LL BE WAITING FOR THAT COLD AND GOREY ONES. cracked open with the bros and the bitches. HONK.